Tapping Is Like, Ohmigod, Like, Soooo Passe!

Normally I would forgive someone for such heinous writing skills at 4:00am, but we have to remember that Brian Asscraft is in Japan, (how could we not remember that guy tellsuseveryfuckingchancehegets!!!), and that 4:00am for us is actually mid-afternoon for him. Let's review:

"Of course, the game is a touch screen game, so fingers tap the screen is expected. But to this degree, like where it's kinda hard to see what's going on at times? Shame that your thumbs keep getting in the way."

First off, it's 'tapping'. Fingers tapping the screen is expected. This is then followed up with 'but to this degree, like where it's kinda hard to see...' Like, omigod, like, I caaan't believe it, Crecente! Do you like, think he likes me, or only like, kindaaaaa likes me!? OMIGOD! ^_^

Source: http://kotaku.com/5173068/metal-gear-solid-touch-is-thumby