Creationary Sexisming

Makin' up words like the pros and I am not even gonna sink to a political joke. Journality is Ashcraft's specialing.
And somehow you managed to make the subject of dirty games, a usually riveting and hilarious subject, into something more boring than political discourse.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5748451/before-there-was-dragon-quest-there-were-dirty-games

What I Would Have Give To Be Able To Read Kotaku

The thought process in writing this post:
Reiterate again that Microsoft somehow rolled some anthropomorphic eyes
Remember that punctuation is helpful but it doesn't really matter where it goes in the sentence, as long as it's there
Right click >> Thesaurus >> choose fifty-cent word like "abject"
Butcher English language

Source: http://kotaku.com/5192250/microsoft-discounts-ps2-price-cut