You Have Should Proofread This

Do they conjugate that way in Japanese? Man, you guys suck.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5225824/metal-gear-solid-4-goes-budget-in-japan

The Dictionary: Break One Out!

You know what I'm not going to let you get away with? That's right, not proofreading.

Why are you the worst writer ever, Mike Fahey? God damn it.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5185254/sex+rated-xbox-community-game-not-all-that-sexy

Crecente Gets Boner for id Software, Loses All Blood From His Head

My horrible day has been turned around! Thank you Brian for your unbelievable post. I think this is a record. All you need to do is read your own writing ONCE. Just ONCE, and you would fix these ridiculous errors.

God you're a fucking retard.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5183223/id-considering-enemy-territory-for-quake-live-treatment

Mike Fahey's Writimg Reaches New Low

What more is there to say? He can't even see the obvious starimg him in the fuckimg face when it is sittimg right there in the god damn ARTICLE TITLE!

Please to be BOMBIMG yourself you piece of shit. UGH.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5180460/weekly-wii-update-shooting-bombimg-and-popping

Series Touted For It Is Technical Proficiency

Find out if a website touted for its journalistic excellence and high standards for grammar can thrive under the scrunity of Great Job, Kotaku.

Spoiler: IT FUCKING CAN'T!

P.S. This is the third post specifically referencing Mike Fahey's inability to use the apostrophe correctly.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5173357/frankenreview-grand-theft-auto-chinatown-wars

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PROOFREAD ONCE!? WHY!?!

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Source: http://kotaku.com/5172207/iphone-sims-3-unveiled-features-streaming-music-dlc

McWhertor Concurs With Fahey. Opposite Apostrophe Day Made Official!

We just promoted you Michael, and to show us your thanks you give us another gem in record time. This one is even in the BIG BOLD TITLE. How could I resist?

Source: http://kotaku.com/5169118/namco-says-its-not-evil-dropped-splatterhouse-devs-for-performance-issues

Just Once. Please Read Your Copy JUST ONCE Before Submitting

It's not that hard to fix glaring errors! FUCK. How is this blog so active? Oh yeah, Kotaku NEVER EVER PROOFREADS.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5168629/red-alert-3-uprisings-yuriko-campaign

Great Job, Easterner!

Source: http://kotaku.com/5167912/sony-the-psp-was-slightly-under+supported