Owen Good Deiivers More Spelling Errors!

I wish Owen would serve himself a nutritious breakfast, namely my sperm. Maybe with the extra protein he'll have the energy to proofread his fucking articles. God damn it.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5179129/super-nintoaster---its-for-breakfast-now

Owen Good's Fresh Start Doesn't Include Literacy

Hit that shift key, mister! Proofreading helps too!

(If you ever read this, Owen, my apologies for not being funny. I'm still disgusted by your workmate, Mike Fahey. Fear not, though, I'm sure you'll fuck up royally soon enough!)

Source: http://kotaku.com/5169770/starting-over

How a Video Game Blog Fail The Foundations of English

You're welcome.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5169967/how-a-lightweight-console-lay-the-foundations-of-game-design

No.

Who? Egg?

Your shitty commenters agree, too.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5169741/kotaku-originals-up-your-nose-with-a-rubber-hose

The Dumbest Editors U Know

After all these years, Kotaku still can not bother to spend the extra 30 seconds to re-read their posts before submitting. This lesson goes out to you, Owen Good.

"Sketch comedy group The Whitest Kids U'Know take a look at Call of Duty and nail the most irritating part about multiplayer FPS gaming, the dipshit who won't pay attention or cut his mike."

***NEWS FLASH!!*** "mike" is the incorrectly spelling of "mic", which is short for MICROPHONE. Please, learn to spell. Thank you.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5157965/the-whitest-cod-players-u-know