This Just In: Mike Fahey On Course To Graduate High School In A 2350

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Really, Mike? Do you REALLY think you can get away with a sarcastic remark about someone else's poor writing skills while moments prior you construct an illegible sentence? Nevermind the fact that the press release is obviously written by someone that did not have English as their first language... you have the upper hand of being born here, (The West, in case you're reading, Asscraft), and you still can't proofread your articles for simple, completely noticeable mistakes.

Let's not even talk about the lack of commas in that bottom paragraph. Good lord.

You blow a mind.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5192211/former-diablo-ii-lead-artist-lays-down-the-law

This Just In! Mike Fahey Continues To Be An Asshole!

Hey Mike, Gaston here again. The last time I supremely hated on you for something other than grammar or spelling was for your ridiculous stance on Sony pulling the Killzone ads in Canada. It's amazing that right as my blood finally started to dip under a simmer, you feel it necessary to post some heinously unrelated grouping of words that completely twists the theme of a game targeted to preteens.

Are you seriously this deprived in your sexual nature that you need to somehow turn Cooking Mama into a perverted hentai game, just to get some laughs from your braindead Kcommenters? Is this what you imagined growing up, going to school for journalism, (yeah right)? Have you been waiting for your moment to shine but instead of writing a solid piece of news, you just follow in the footsteps of Brian Asscraft and string together some sexual jokes?

Please, the next time you think it wise to infect the web with your crude writing, at least let it be about a game that isn't on the top of my 8 year old daughter's birthday list.

Go have fun sploshing with your fucking blowup doll you demented shit.

P.S. Alternate titles included Mike Fahey Attempts To Plant Brain, Fails, and I Can't Wait To Meet You In An Alley.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5170732/plant-your-seeds-in-gardening-mama-this-month