Holy shit we have been doing this for six motherfucking years already? KOTAKU IS STILL AS HEINOUS AS IT EVER HAS BEEN!
So, we are all up our collective asses about Fallout 4, surely. Kotaku brings you breaking news with "
All The Juicy Details Hidden In The Fallout 4 Trailer" (shitty capitalization and random italics theirs, not even mine)
DID YOU SEE THE DOG
WHATS THIS LOL I DUNNO LETS ASK
MIKE FAHEY HE KNOWS THINGS
Oh good all of the JUICY DETAILS and they sure are HIDDEN!
This entire fucking article was written as if you were describing the Fallout 4 trailer to a blind person. Which, in that case, I guess those juicy details would in fact be hidden but only because of the fact that THEY CANNOT SEE WITH THEIR EYES
JESUS CHRIST HOW IS THIS SITE STILL IN EXISTENCE THEY ARE SO OUT OF NEWS
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