PROOFREAD. YOUR. FUCKING. BLOG. YOU. FUCKING. GOD DAMN. FUCKING. TOOL.
It's unreal. It's 50% of your posts, man. Just re-read them. Even after they have gone live. Re-read them and fix them.
You are the worst.
Showing posts with label maybe he does it on purpose. Show all posts
Showing posts with label maybe he does it on purpose. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 2, 2015
Friday, February 11, 2011
This Article Was Too Boring to Find Five Dollars
Thank you, kind sir, for providing us readers with another Mike Fahey masterpiece. Seriously, bravo. Your ability to take the most boring piece of "video game news" and surround it with a history lesson on Dolly, the cloned sheep, is truly incredible.
If you subtract all the fluff from your article you are left with this:
"A recent interview in Best Buy's official @Gamer Magazine reveals that plans for a Pokémon based on this loveable creature above were scrapped after being deemed too controversial. What's controversial about Dolly the sheep? She's a clone."
Cool story, bro.
Maybe one day I can start a website where I report on small news stories that I casually read in the grocery line at Ralph's, and then segue into some sci-fi piece of news that takes up 90% of the article. At least you spared us from posting a cell phone picture of the magazine article like your partner, Asscraft, does on a daily ba -- wait...
Wait a damn minute. You didn't even READ this fucking magazine news piece! You got this news from some awful, wiki-style website called BulbaNews.
Holy shit. Not even BulbaNews has the interview we want to read! How is this REPORTING? This is the OPPOSITE of reporting.
And just when I thought things couldn't get any less professional, your second "source" is A MOTHERFUCKING LINK TO THE SIGN-UP PAGE FOR @GAMERS MAGAZINE!
God fucking damn you. You make me so mad at myself for not having the balls to start a god damn website and make money off of awful, empty reporting.
Enjoy your paycheck, prick. I hope you get your asshole stretched out by a cloned bottle-nosed dolphin.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Whele's Wardo
Ah, a list of difficult games. Sounds like an interesting enough top 25. BTW, here's a picture of some japanese guy that you may or may not recognize. Ignore the fact that there's no mention of him anywhere in the article. Just imagine he's there like some kind of easter egg, and if you can find him, you with the gurando no puraizu.
source: http://kotaku.com/5211094/these-games-are-hard
Friday, April 3, 2009
Kotaku has bad relatively grammar
You guys and your mistaken obviously word rearrangements. How can you write up such a simple painfully sentence and screw it up? Reading this blog is like pouring hot extremely lemon juice in my eyes while someone pounds a nail through my large amazingly dick.
Source: http://kotaku.com/5197621/alpha-protocol-obsidian-evolves
Thursday, March 26, 2009
The Dictionary: Break One Out!
You know what I'm not going to let you get away with? That's right, not proofreading.
Why are you the worst writer ever, Mike Fahey? God damn it.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
It'd Be A Mean, Mean Person If I DIDN'T Make Fun Of You
Are you serious with that sentence? I mean, really. I guess I can accept the fact that none of you half-wits read your own posts, probably because you think you are god's gift to journalism, but what about reading your co-workers' posts? Is that too much to ask? How do you fucking morons miss this shit!?Great Job, Kotaku Gives Mr. McWhertor 'A The' Chance To Proofread
Great Job! Your chance has expired!How Is Babby Formed?
They need to do way instain mother!
Three in a row, Brian. Proofread your shit, you caveman.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Series Touted For It Is Technical Proficiency
Find out if a website touted for its journalistic excellence and high standards for grammar can thrive under the scrunity of Great Job, Kotaku.Spoiler: IT FUCKING CAN'T!
P.S. This is the third post specifically referencing Mike Fahey's inability to use the apostrophe correctly.
Mike Fahey Confuses Me On A Daily Basis
HUH? (Man, I really hate it when I am so stumped I can't even think of anything funny).Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Square Enix Gets A Name Change, Adds Lowercase 'the'
Today is was announced by Mike Fahey, over at Kotaku.com, that Square Enix has changed their company name to the Square Enix. I gotta admit Mike, you really delivered this as close to under the radar as possible, but who am I to dispute your amazing reporting skills, right?Monday, March 16, 2009
Voice Of Character Brian Kotaku
I really don't understand your sentence structure. Does living in Japan cause your brain to type in Engrish? Do you do it on purpose so people say to themselves, "Wow, his Japanese wife in Japan really has influenced his English way of speaking when submitting articles from Japan"?Fuck man, maybe you went to a different school where they teach Martian grammar, but any normal human being can read that sentence and say, 'hey, something is wrong with how this sounds in my head!'
Continuing In It Is Tradition, Kotaku Sucks With Grammar
Are you KIDDING me?!
IT IS?
IT IS?
IT IS?
Go back to school! I am begging you!
Friday, March 13, 2009
Mike Fahey In Some Deep Due Do
You know what sounds boring to the naked ear? Your complete lack of understanding of the English language! Good God.
Even Alchemy Won't Encourage Proofreading
A full reveal is reveal is promised! Oh I can't wait!::barf::
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