1-800-HOTLINEBULLSHIT

Welp we can at least give them credit for not burying the lede in this one. But why would you read this boring sloppy paragraph and click on the link to read MORE?

"A WILD NEW WEBSITE THAT WILL NO DOUBT BE USED BY MANY PEOPLE" is this actual satire or

Also this is probably more than what some of these poor schmucks get paid.

Source:
http://kotaku.com/new-hotline-lets-you-pay-to-talk-to-game-developers-1789731169