Over the Years, Cunts Like This Are Have Been Will Could Them We ITS!

PROOFREAD. YOUR. FUCKING. BLOG. YOU. FUCKING. GOD DAMN. FUCKING. TOOL.

It's unreal. It's 50% of your posts, man. Just re-read them. Even after they have gone live. Re-read them and fix them.

You are the worst.

Source: http://kotaku.com/screw-waldo-lets-find-pikachu-1708391124

ROOK RIKE ASSCLAFT AT IT AGAIN

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Purposeful Engrish? Or Actual Wapanese Conversion??

I'd like to quote a famous married couple to start off my emotions on this one:

"DIS SHIT DON'T STOP! WE AT IT AGAIN!"

Never mind fact that this considered "news" for game journalist website. Never mind fact that only 1% of Kotaku's readership is live in Japan. Never mind fact that no one care about operating system for store. It is problem when paid journalist cannot write for garbage, when write about garbage.

See what I did there? I recycled that shit. (OH WE AT IT AGAIN!)

Three seconds, Brian. Three seconds to quickly re-read your post and presto, errors fixed. Instead you just come off as a god damn illiterate hack that would rather use those three seconds to jerk off to anime statues until wifey gets home.

Source: http://kotaku.com/pokemon-center-runs-on-windows-7-1708135093

Good Knight, Sweet Prince of Illiteracy

Nevermind the GI-FUCKING-GANTIC cell phone picture that you didn't even take the time to crop or scale down... but how about that last sentence of yours?

"an red-headed night"

Bravo, Brian. Bravo. Was "an auburn-headed knight" too complex for your wife to read?

Source: http://kotaku.com/5202786/first-peek-at-tales-of-vesperia-anime

How Is Babby Formed?

They need to do way instain mother!

Three in a row, Brian. Proofread your shit, you caveman.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5183260/the-brutal-art-of-brutal-legend

Crecente Gets Boner for id Software, Loses All Blood From His Head

My horrible day has been turned around! Thank you Brian for your unbelievable post. I think this is a record. All you need to do is read your own writing ONCE. Just ONCE, and you would fix these ridiculous errors.

God you're a fucking retard.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5183223/id-considering-enemy-territory-for-quake-live-treatment

How a Video Game Blog Fail The Foundations of English

You're welcome.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5169967/how-a-lightweight-console-lay-the-foundations-of-game-design

No New Is Good New!

Correct usage of the word:
Your editor needs new eyes.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5169361/bioshock-2-features-co+op-doesnt-feature-big-daddies

Your Wife's Keyboard Is Broken, Dawg...

...No, wait, you're just an illiterate fuck.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5168459/john-woo-apparently-not-directing-john-woos-stranglehold