When my brother and I were young, we used to make a concoction called "dairy overload." We would devour a bowl of ice cream, alongside a tall glass of milk, and top it off with some yogurt of appropriate flavor. It was approximately 16 servings of dairy, well above what any nutritionist would recommend for daily intake, for fear of inducing a heart attack.
What we have here is the very equivalent of dairy overload, except in the painful form of pure distilled JAPAN. Only instead of having the pleasure of eating it, it has being processed into a shitty journalistic form, and is being force fed through our eyeballs. The whole thing starts off with a banner at the top denoting that it's from japan, and is subsequently followed by a picture of not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR FUCKING JAPANESE PEOPLE. Oh but he's not done yet. Before you can recover from the one-two punch asscraft-san has delivered to you unsuspecting gut, he coup de graces you with an uppercut straight to the chin explaining how oto-san has a better relationship with his rice eating family.
I think I've most definitely ingested about 3000% my recommended lifetime value of nihon with this one post. There's a tingling in my chest and left arm...
Source: http://kotaku.com/5186742/wii-fit-helps-men-talk-to-their-families
Showing posts with label statistics no one fucking cares about jesus fucking christ this shit pisses me off. Show all posts
Showing posts with label statistics no one fucking cares about jesus fucking christ this shit pisses me off. Show all posts
Friday, March 27, 2009
Rice Overload
When my brother and I were young, we used to make a concoction called "dairy overload." We would devour a bowl of ice cream, alongside a tall glass of milk, and top it off with some yogurt of appropriate flavor. It was approximately 16 servings of dairy, well above what any nutritionist would recommend for daily intake, for fear of inducing a heart attack.
What we have here is the very equivalent of dairy overload, except in the painful form of pure distilled JAPAN. Only instead of having the pleasure of eating it, it has being processed into a shitty journalistic form, and is being force fed through our eyeballs. The whole thing starts off with a banner at the top denoting that it's from japan, and is subsequently followed by a picture of not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR FUCKING JAPANESE PEOPLE. Oh but he's not done yet. Before you can recover from the one-two punch asscraft-san has delivered to you unsuspecting gut, he coup de graces you with an uppercut straight to the chin explaining how oto-san has a better relationship with his rice eating family.
I think I've most definitely ingested about 3000% my recommended lifetime value of nihon with this one post. There's a tingling in my chest and left arm...
Source: http://kotaku.com/5186742/wii-fit-helps-men-talk-to-their-families
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
American People Are Less Interested In Your Articles
I'm not sure what pisses me off more about this article. The fact that he's doing his nihon no stasstistics thing, or the fact that his source is just a solid page of this:
Source: http://kotaku.com/5183011/japanese-people-are-less-interested-in-video-games
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Stasstistics
100% of americans do not care what 56.4% of japanese people own. Seriously I do not understand how this shit passes as news. I don't see Nihon Keizai Shimbun having its front page headline being "WHITIES LOVE XBOX".
Source: http://kotaku.com/5168496/what-last-generation-consoles-do-some-japanese-gamers-still-use
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