Showing posts with label kotaku jackass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kotaku jackass. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Holy Shit Brian, Please See A Doctor!

I am seriously worried about you. I'm hoping this is because of some GDC high, or maybe too many cocks in your mouth and hands as you type. That sentence is unbearable.

P.S. Holy fuck, I just re-read it after posting. I am flabbergasted.

P.P.S. Wow, me and Blake simulposted AGAIN. I love this blog.
Source: http://kotaku.com/5184511/hands-on-with-iphones-star-defense

While? Will? Potato, Potahto. It's The Periods That Matter!

No, I'm just kidding Who needs periods, right? Better yet who needs commas either or even apostrophes and question marks Its not like we cant perfectly read what someone is trying to say when they forget the most simplistic of things i know lets get rid of all capitalization too and then we can talk like every other single 18 year old piece of shit on the internet who somehow passed highschool and then got this stupid job writing ridiculous articles for a subpar but amazingly adored website

Monday, March 23, 2009

Briiiiaaan Crecenteee! The San Franciso Treat! DING DING!

Hey Brian, maybe you should leave the San Francisco reporting to your San Francisco correspondent, AJ Glasser! At least he knows how to spell the fucking name of the city he is in!

Idiot.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

PSP To Bring Skyrocketting Prices To Mange

Back in the old days I remember being able to get mange for free! Those little parasitic mites would jump on you like nobody's business. Now we got the BIG MAN negotiating prices with their agents, while they complain about getting better skin to munch on. It's just a big mess. Thanks for adding to the bureaucracy of it all, Sony! GOD!

"Sanding" Teammates Considered For New Geneva Convention Laws

Luke, two in a row! Great start on your new position! Your teammates must have told you we like to see instant turn around when given a promotion. Great job following through because, who knows, you might have been sanded!


Monday, March 16, 2009

Friday, March 13, 2009

Spoiler Alert! McWhertor Can't Proofread!

I'm tired of coming up with witty remarks today. Mr. McWhertor, you'll one hell of an English teacher in a couple years.

Mike Fahey In Some Deep Due Do

You know what sounds boring to the naked ear? Your complete lack of understanding of the English language! Good God.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Your Wife's Keyboard Is Broken, Dawg...

...No, wait, you're just an illiterate fuck.


Watch Out! Tit Jokes NSFW


Thank you so much Mr. Asscraft, for your lastest gem, for I had been fearing the loss of my wit. Your taste for the classy has surpassed my greatest expectations, and your stream of pun after pun of tit jokes has sent me back to the primordial ooze of imagination, where I float, ready to write my greatest novel...

Oh hell. IT'S A FUCKING ANIME. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

P.S. Cartoons of completely clothed female characters with larger than average breasts are entirely safe for work! Hats off to your keyword.