It burns when I pee, also when I read kotaku

This one falls into two categories. First there's the gripe I had before about the pictures being too god damn big. There's no room for the actual content of the news story because the picture takes up my entire fucking browser. If the news story was about, say, tales of vesperia screenshots, then I might be ok with it. It's NOT about that though. The game has been out for some 9 months so we're all well aware what it looks like. This is just naming off differences between the xbox version and the ps3 port (Also, thanks for telling me about the anime tie-in, there, buddy ^_-).
Secondly, and this is the one that pisses me off the most, is the content of the screenshot itself. As I said before, tales of vesperia has been out in the USA since august, so WHY IN FUCK'S NAME IS THIS JACKHOLE USING A SCREENSHOT FROM THE JAPANESE VERSION?! You know, he could have at least taken a screenshot from any portion of the japanese version, including the 8 hojillion publicity action shots, or he could have just done a google image search (which yields almost all english results, btw). But, no, he HAD to take a screenshot that featured japanese text just so he could show off how chingchongy and wingwongy he was.

source: http://kotaku.com/5201634/whats-new-about-ps3-tales-of-vesperia

Awful Writers Who Live In Glass Houses

Shouldn't throw stones at Egon.

Oh wait, no, maybe he lives in a Japanese glass house so he can throw stones cause it's made of some future polymer and won't break.

Go ahead and make shitty comments about other people's writing. Pot calling the kettle black, and all. Because everyone will remember your fantastic website 20 years from now when MINIBASH is still watching Ghostbusters.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5191263/egon-spengler-kind-of-helped-with-ghostbusters-game-dialogue

Ten things I can name that you can't because I live in japan and you don't

It's like clockwork. Every month, I get to brag to my worshiping peons who e-mail me, and tell them about how great japan is and the fact that I live there.

There are endless things to do in Japan that I can do since I live there. What unites these emailers is that A). I live in japan B). I speak japanese C). I am married to a japanese woman and have had sexual intercourse with her on at least two occasions to produce two different sons.

Instead of informing you every day about how much I know about japan since i live there, here is a list — a short list at that. And some old Japan hands that yell at me when I try to take pictures of them standing line like for a game release. That's fine. There won't be any more to add to this list since I know about everything in japan. (Do keep in mind that this is for visitors, not residents. Residents like me who live in japan.)

Source: http://kotaku.com/5168075/ten-plus-spots-gamers-should-visit-in-japan