Showing posts with label embarassing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label embarassing. Show all posts

Friday, April 3, 2009

Kotaku has bad relatively grammar



You guys and your mistaken obviously word rearrangements. How can you write up such a simple painfully sentence and screw it up? Reading this blog is like pouring hot extremely lemon juice in my eyes while someone pounds a nail through my large amazingly dick.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5197621/alpha-protocol-obsidian-evolves

Monday, March 30, 2009

Brian Crecente is making my life difficult

Man, we were going through a drought there over the weekend. Owen "writes kinda" Good made me think for a second that you guys might actually be catching on. Thankfully though, Crecente stepped in this morning and set things right. Er, wrong.

Seriously though Brian, if you're gonna make three obvious errors in the same story, can you at least have the decency to put them all close together? Your errors are so widespread that I had to screencap them three times. I'm starting to think you're doing this on purpose so we'll get lazy and skip stuff like this. Wait, you guys are far too stupid for such a clever plan. Nevermind.I discovered that you don't know your tenses.
So, id is incorporating this veil into every multiplayer game ever? That's a tall order. On a related note, I think I might start putting my adjectives after my nouns too. It makes me sound old-timey when I'm making fun of the websites ridiculous.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5190809/wolfenstein-lifts-the-veil

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

A lil' plural/singular errors



So tell me, how many lil' mini-sub accessories do I get? You know what else is totally chibi? Michael McWhertor's writing skills.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5174337/shooting-game-capsule-toys-in-glorious-color