Hey News Blog! Shitty camera phone pictures aren't news items! Yeah, that probably would be awesome box art if it was in focus and I could see it! You have the balls to bitch about how awful the Platinum Hits box art is to look at, too, right below that heinously large pic.
Great Job! Your chance has expired!
Seriously... no sarcasm whatsoever. Considering you are describing the city's ability to look good or evil, "teeming with life" and "teeming with lye" can both work. It's just a damn shame none of you ever proofread your writing and gaurantee us some solid journalism.
I don't think it could be any more perfect than this. Thank you Michael McWhertor. I have been waiting for this moment.
I'm tired of coming up with witty remarks today. Mr. McWhertor, you'll one hell of an English teacher in a couple years.
We just promoted you Michael, and to show us your thanks you give us another gem in record time. This one is even in the BIG BOLD TITLE. How could I resist?
Well, Mr. McWhertor, that didn't take long! (And in the first sentence, too. Bravo!) My quest for the lone Kotaku editor that can post without a grammatical error is almost at an end! Will there ever be a victor!?
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