PROOFREAD. YOUR. FUCKING. BLOG. YOU. FUCKING. GOD DAMN. FUCKING. TOOL.
It's unreal. It's 50% of your posts, man. Just re-read them. Even after they have gone live. Re-read them and fix them.
You are the worst.
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Thursday, March 26, 2009
You Are THE Worst Journalist To Date - Mike Fahey Is An Asshole: Part 3
It's reporting like this that just STEAMS MY NUTS. Here you have a man, who sits at home, or on location, or wherever the fuck he is, and somehow finds the audacity to, one, call half his readership morons, and two, make false claims on a corporation that is doing extremely well during this economic turmoil. If I wanted a fucking ED/OP piece I would go to a website that has reputable journalists with EDUCATED opinions.
You sir, Mike Fahey, are one of the most illiterate people I have ever seen on a major publication website, and yet you come trotting in on your high horse accusing half your readership of not being smart enough to understand simple net earnings and sales. The hypocrisy of this moment in time will stick with me forever.
Here's a thought. Lead by example. Explain to your readers why these numbers are important and why they should pay attention to them. Your readers are young and impressionable... maybe you can steer them on the proper course instead of them sitting at home learning how to improperly spell because of you.
Thinking this couldn't get any worse, I read on. Low and behold, what do I find? That's right, your shitty attitude towards a company that is booming. A company that is IN YOUR FIELD. A company that will be opening up 400 stores and giving NEW JOBS to people that are JOBLESS in this economic catastrophe. These jobless people are your GOD DAMN, MOTHER FUCKING READERS! But that doesn't matter, right? As long as you get to make an unprovoked jab using fabricated fact about the company for a couple chuckles from your 'moronic' readers.
Jesus Christ how do you not think about what you write before you write it? If I ever have the displeasure of meeting you in person, I find comfort in the knowledge that I will completely destroy you on a verbal level. You are filth.
The Dictionary: Break One Out!
You know what I'm not going to let you get away with? That's right, not proofreading.
Why are you the worst writer ever, Mike Fahey? God damn it.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
How Is Babby Formed?
They need to do way instain mother!
Three in a row, Brian. Proofread your shit, you caveman.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PROOFREAD ONCE!? WHY!?!
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Voice Of Character Brian Kotaku
I really don't understand your sentence structure. Does living in Japan cause your brain to type in Engrish? Do you do it on purpose so people say to themselves, "Wow, his Japanese wife in Japan really has influenced his English way of speaking when submitting articles from Japan"?Fuck man, maybe you went to a different school where they teach Martian grammar, but any normal human being can read that sentence and say, 'hey, something is wrong with how this sounds in my head!'
Kotaku: One Part Hopeless, One Part Waste Of Time
I'd rather be a tool for using "retro-licious" than be an illiterate fuck like yourself.
DIAF you piece of shit.
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