"Sanding" Teammates Considered For New Geneva Convention Laws

Luke, two in a row! Great start on your new position! Your teammates must have told you we like to see instant turn around when given a promotion. Great job following through because, who knows, you might have been sanded!

Source: http://kotaku.com/5171521/another-game-announcement-blown-by-movie-deal

No New Is Good New Part 2!

This new is just so new! Or maybe I am just new to the English language!

Luke! Welcome to the other side. You have officially crossed over and joined the rest of your brain dead team! Congratulations!

Source: http://kotaku.com/5171366/marvel-universe-back-from-the-dead

Michael McWhertor Is Joins The Ranks!

Well, Mr. McWhertor, that didn't take long! (And in the first sentence, too. Bravo!) My quest for the lone Kotaku editor that can post without a grammatical error is almost at an end! Will there ever be a victor!?

Source: http://kotaku.com/5168878/sega-makes-us-release-of-virtual-on-xbla-official

Mike Fahey Joins The Illiterate!

Kotaku continues to forget to forget to proofread their articles their articles before submitting. Welcome to the club, Mr. Fahey. We knew you well.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5168186/sega-does-the-2010-vancouver-winter-olympics