Hey Mike, Gaston here again. The last time I supremely hated on you for something other than grammar or spelling was for your ridiculous stance on Sony pulling the Killzone ads in Canada. It's amazing that right as my blood finally started to dip under a simmer, you feel it necessary to post some heinously unrelated grouping of words that completely twists the theme of a game targeted to preteens.
Are you seriously this deprived in your sexual nature that you need to somehow turn Cooking Mama into a perverted hentai game, just to get some laughs from your braindead Kcommenters? Is this what you imagined growing up, going to school for journalism, (yeah right)? Have you been waiting for your moment to shine but instead of writing a solid piece of news, you just follow in the footsteps of Brian Asscraft and string together some sexual jokes?
Please, the next time you think it wise to infect the web with your crude writing, at least let it be about a game that isn't on the top of my 8 year old daughter's birthday list.
Go have fun sploshing with your fucking blowup doll you demented shit.
P.S. Alternate titles included Mike Fahey Attempts To Plant Brain, Fails, and I Can't Wait To Meet You In An Alley.
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