Come On, Get Your Shit Together

The boy's what was found? Even when it comes to a serious story like this, you guys still manage to fuck something up. Unreal. I won't make light of the situation addressed in this article, but I will point out that if you want to try and defend gaming against the idiots that would blame it for this kind of incident, it's best not to look like idiots yourselves.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5214593/wrestling-video-game-blamed-for-childs-parachuting-death

Kotac Lays Out The Bad Spelling or The ABCs of Irony

I thought maybe I was missing something. Even though I'm a big fan of the Rock Band franchise, I thought that perhaps "Harmonic" was a fan-site or a Rock Band forum that I wasn't aware of. Nope, Mike just failed to spell the name of the developer wrong. The name of the developer that's clearly legible right there on the trailer.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5203436/rock-band-unplugged-trailer-shows-how-easy-love-can-be

Kotaku has bad relatively grammar

You guys and your mistaken obviously word rearrangements. How can you write up such a simple painfully sentence and screw it up? Reading this blog is like pouring hot extremely lemon juice in my eyes while someone pounds a nail through my large amazingly dick.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5197621/alpha-protocol-obsidian-evolves

Kotaku is the worst at what they do

Mike, come on. Did you decide to write the first sentence, stop halfway, and then go huff paint for an hour? And if you're supposed to be a gaming journalist, how come your only exposure to this game so far has been a couple of screenshots and this trailer? Oh, that's right. It's because you wouldn't know gaming or journalism if they DP'd you.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5195686/wolverine-behind+the+scenes-is-best-there-is-at-what-it-does

Kotaku sucks...the is, they can't post a story without errors.

For fuck's sake Mike, do you ever proofread anything!? Wouldn't ONE of the two obvious errors in this sentence jump out at you? Shit, you're making PETA look reputable by comparison.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5180837/peta-fights-call-of-duty-dog-killing-with-nintendogs