OF COURSE
It's not about anime so why proofread shit? Dudes don't like reading about other dudes' dicks. They like reading about ANIME TIDDIES ONLY
http://kotaku.com/no-conan-dicks-for-you-xbox-one-1793076142
Showing posts with label proofread please. Show all posts
Showing posts with label proofread please. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 8, 2017
Has Anyone Really Read Kotaku Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want Game Dicks to Look More Like?
OF COURSE
It's not about anime so why proofread shit? Dudes don't like reading about other dudes' dicks. They like reading about ANIME TIDDIES ONLY
http://kotaku.com/no-conan-dicks-for-you-xbox-one-1793076142
Tuesday, June 2, 2015
Over the Years, Cunts Like This Are Have Been Will Could Them We ITS!
PROOFREAD. YOUR. FUCKING. BLOG. YOU. FUCKING. GOD DAMN. FUCKING. TOOL.
It's unreal. It's 50% of your posts, man. Just re-read them. Even after they have gone live. Re-read them and fix them.
You are the worst.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Evidently English is Hard Too
I won't beat a dead horse here, because we all know that I don't care about these dolts and their daily lives, and I think publishing their emails as posts is a shameful way to drive up their post count. I might go on to suppose that very few of Kotaku's readers will pull up their newsfeeds with breakfast, sip their coffee, and muse, "Ah, Bash and Crecente. Your witty banter is such a welcome bright spot amongst the drudgery of video game news."
I will, however, point out that "Bash" can't seem to write the simplest of sentences without fucking them up. I think to criticize and mock.
Source: http://kotaku.com/5201657/moving-is-hard
I Hope Someone Re-Does This Article
I got it! Mike's keyboard is broken. That's the only explanation I can come up with for missing so many letters in such a short article. Maybe if you guys spent more time proofreading and less time jerking it to J-pop idols over your laptops, you'd write ONE goddamn article without an obvious spelling error.Source: http://kotaku.com/5200513/silent-hill-shattered-memories-re+does-wii-ps2-and-psp
Monday, April 6, 2009
Kotaku Will Be Used Incorrect Tenses
Who the hell do you think you are Mike, some kind of time jumper? Doctor Fucking Manhattan? You can't say that something "is teased next month," any more than I can say "your posts are shitty tomorrow." Just because you're positive that something will happen doesn't mean you can stand outside the time line and narrate to those of us who live a linear existence.Source: http://kotaku.com/5200436/see-the-future-with-new-fable-ii-dlc-in-may
Friday, April 3, 2009
Kotaku has bad relatively grammar
You guys and your mistaken obviously word rearrangements. How can you write up such a simple painfully sentence and screw it up? Reading this blog is like pouring hot extremely lemon juice in my eyes while someone pounds a nail through my large amazingly dick.
Source: http://kotaku.com/5197621/alpha-protocol-obsidian-evolves
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Are Blue The Third Is Red, Confesses Crecente!
I love how the lack of a single comma can make the most professional journalists appear like complete jackasses.Ha! I said professional. I slay myself.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Fatties Unable To Signal End Of Wii eBay Hunting, Fahey Says
In a stunning article today, Mike Fahey bashes overweight people by not including them in the signaling of an end to ebay tracking available Wii's. Simply abhorent.Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Tapping Is Like, Ohmigod, Like, Soooo Passe!
Normally I would forgive someone for such heinous writing skills at 4:00am, but we have to remember that Brian Asscraft is in Japan, (how could we not remember that guy tellsuseveryfuckingchancehegets!!!), and that 4:00am for us is actually mid-afternoon for him. Let's review:"Of course, the game is a touch screen game, so fingers tap the screen is expected. But to this degree, like where it's kinda hard to see what's going on at times? Shame that your thumbs keep getting in the way."
First off, it's 'tapping'. Fingers tapping the screen is expected. This is then followed up with 'but to this degree, like where it's kinda hard to see...' Like, omigod, like, I caaan't believe it, Crecente! Do you like, think he likes me, or only like, kindaaaaa likes me!? OMIGOD! ^_^
Brian Asscraft Hints At Drinking On The Job
You're right, Brian, making video games is no walk in the park. Guess what is super easy though?PROOFREADING YOUR SHIT WRITING!
Source: http://kotaku.com/5172743/fable-caused-burn-out-games-developer-got-bad-ideas-while-drinking
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Kotaku References Wordsmiths, I Instantly Choke From Laughter
I don't think it could be any more perfect than this. Thank you Michael McWhertor. I have been waiting for this moment."Sony will let wordsmiths buy not one just one vowel, but seven, as Wheel of Fortune arrives on the North American PlayStation Store this Thursday."
...wordsmiths buy not one just one...
...wordsmiths buy not one just one...
...wordsmiths buy not one just one...
...wordsmiths buy not one just one...
...wordsmiths buy not one just one...
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PROOFREAD ONCE!? WHY!?!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PSP To Bring Skyrocketting Prices To Mange
Back in the old days I remember being able to get mange for free! Those little parasitic mites would jump on you like nobody's business. Now we got the BIG MAN negotiating prices with their agents, while they complain about getting better skin to munch on. It's just a big mess. Thanks for adding to the bureaucracy of it all, Sony! GOD!Square Enix Gets A Name Change, Adds Lowercase 'the'
Today is was announced by Mike Fahey, over at Kotaku.com, that Square Enix has changed their company name to the Square Enix. I gotta admit Mike, you really delivered this as close to under the radar as possible, but who am I to dispute your amazing reporting skills, right?New Multiplayer Au Pair Flight Game, Says Asscraft
As I have clearly highlighted, you can see that our resident Japanese douchebag is using some kind of fusion Wapanese spelling to describe this up and coming multiplayer shooter's au pair mode. Normally I would rip on his lack of understanding of the French language, but I am just too boggled at the game's offline mode to even care about Asscraft right now.
Great Job!
"Sanding" Teammates Considered For New Geneva Convention Laws
Luke, two in a row! Great start on your new position! Your teammates must have told you we like to see instant turn around when given a promotion. Great job following through because, who knows, you might have been sanded!No New Is Good New Part 2!
This new is just so new! Or maybe I am just new to the English language!Luke! Welcome to the other side. You have officially crossed over and joined the rest of your brain dead team! Congratulations!
Monday, March 16, 2009
Voice Of Character Brian Kotaku
I really don't understand your sentence structure. Does living in Japan cause your brain to type in Engrish? Do you do it on purpose so people say to themselves, "Wow, his Japanese wife in Japan really has influenced his English way of speaking when submitting articles from Japan"?Fuck man, maybe you went to a different school where they teach Martian grammar, but any normal human being can read that sentence and say, 'hey, something is wrong with how this sounds in my head!'
Owen Good's Fresh Start Doesn't Include Literacy
Hit that shift key, mister! Proofreading helps too!(If you ever read this, Owen, my apologies for not being funny. I'm still disgusted by your workmate, Mike Fahey. Fear not, though, I'm sure you'll fuck up royally soon enough!)
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