How did you spell it right in the headline and still fuck it up in the body of the article? It's spell check, homes. WITH MIND BULLETS.Source: http://kotaku.com/5219575/the-nintendo-download-dr-mario-prescribes-wonder-crystals
Showing posts with label learn to spell please. Show all posts
Showing posts with label learn to spell please. Show all posts
Monday, April 20, 2009
Winder Boy, What Is The Secret Of Yir Piwer?
How did you spell it right in the headline and still fuck it up in the body of the article? It's spell check, homes. WITH MIND BULLETS.Source: http://kotaku.com/5219575/the-nintendo-download-dr-mario-prescribes-wonder-crystals
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
I Hope Someone Re-Does This Article
I got it! Mike's keyboard is broken. That's the only explanation I can come up with for missing so many letters in such a short article. Maybe if you guys spent more time proofreading and less time jerking it to J-pop idols over your laptops, you'd write ONE goddamn article without an obvious spelling error.Source: http://kotaku.com/5200513/silent-hill-shattered-memories-re+does-wii-ps2-and-psp
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
America's Army 3: Are You Interested In Some of It Is Amazing Features?
And just when I thought you guys were going to run us out of business, you deliver this beautiful gem:
"If you're interested in reading up on how the game plays and some of it's amazing features, like tactical sound, realistic ricochet and how gravity effects the bullets your fire, make sure to check out our hands on with the game."
Thanks, Crecente. I can feed my starving mouth once again. It's very hungry. (See, I took two words, "it" and "is" and used an apostrophe to conjoin them together! ::winku:: )
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Goodniught, Sweet Prince
Normally I don't like to nitpick over the smaller mistake you idiots make, but really, over the course of weeks, days and niughts, it's amazing how much it adds up.The Dictionary: Break One Out!
You know what I'm not going to let you get away with? That's right, not proofreading.
Why are you the worst writer ever, Mike Fahey? God damn it.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
It'd Be A Mean, Mean Person If I DIDN'T Make Fun Of You
Are you serious with that sentence? I mean, really. I guess I can accept the fact that none of you half-wits read your own posts, probably because you think you are god's gift to journalism, but what about reading your co-workers' posts? Is that too much to ask? How do you fucking morons miss this shit!?While? Will? Potato, Potahto. It's The Periods That Matter!
No, I'm just kidding Who needs periods, right? Better yet who needs commas either or even apostrophes and question marks Its not like we cant perfectly read what someone is trying to say when they forget the most simplistic of things i know lets get rid of all capitalization too and then we can talk like every other single 18 year old piece of shit on the internet who somehow passed highschool and then got this stupid job writing ridiculous articles for a subpar but amazingly adored websiteHow Is Babby Formed?
They need to do way instain mother!
Three in a row, Brian. Proofread your shit, you caveman.
Crecente Gets Boner for id Software, Loses All Blood From His Head
My horrible day has been turned around! Thank you Brian for your unbelievable post. I think this is a record. All you need to do is read your own writing ONCE. Just ONCE, and you would fix these ridiculous errors.
God you're a fucking retard.
Well, At Least You Spelled San Francisco Properly This Time
Yay, Brian, you're learning! Oh wait. :/Source: http://kotaku.com/5176889/game-developers-conference-its-on
Teeming With Life or Teeming With Lye?
Seriously... no sarcasm whatsoever. Considering you are describing the city's ability to look good or evil, "teeming with life" and "teeming with lye" can both work. It's just a damn shame none of you ever proofread your writing and gaurantee us some solid journalism.
Okay so I'm stretching with the whole 'lye is evil' thing, but you get my point! We don't have 70+ posts in 2 weeks because we're making this shit up.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Owen Good Deiivers More Spelling Errors!
I wish Owen would serve himself a nutritious breakfast, namely my sperm. Maybe with the extra protein he'll have the energy to proofread his fucking articles. God damn it.Monday, March 23, 2009
Briiiiaaan Crecenteee! The San Franciso Treat! DING DING!
Hey Brian, maybe you should leave the San Francisco reporting to your San Francisco correspondent, AJ Glasser! At least he knows how to spell the fucking name of the city he is in!
Idiot.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Fatties Unable To Signal End Of Wii eBay Hunting, Fahey Says
In a stunning article today, Mike Fahey bashes overweight people by not including them in the signaling of an end to ebay tracking available Wii's. Simply abhorent.Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Tapping Is Like, Ohmigod, Like, Soooo Passe!
Normally I would forgive someone for such heinous writing skills at 4:00am, but we have to remember that Brian Asscraft is in Japan, (how could we not remember that guy tellsuseveryfuckingchancehegets!!!), and that 4:00am for us is actually mid-afternoon for him. Let's review:"Of course, the game is a touch screen game, so fingers tap the screen is expected. But to this degree, like where it's kinda hard to see what's going on at times? Shame that your thumbs keep getting in the way."
First off, it's 'tapping'. Fingers tapping the screen is expected. This is then followed up with 'but to this degree, like where it's kinda hard to see...' Like, omigod, like, I caaan't believe it, Crecente! Do you like, think he likes me, or only like, kindaaaaa likes me!? OMIGOD! ^_^
Empire: Total War, It Is Reign Continues
Kotaku's inability to correctly use apostrophes continues as well! Read a book, Luke! Ugh.Tuesday, March 17, 2009
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PROOFREAD ONCE!? WHY!?!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PSP To Bring Skyrocketting Prices To Mange
Back in the old days I remember being able to get mange for free! Those little parasitic mites would jump on you like nobody's business. Now we got the BIG MAN negotiating prices with their agents, while they complain about getting better skin to munch on. It's just a big mess. Thanks for adding to the bureaucracy of it all, Sony! GOD!New Multiplayer Au Pair Flight Game, Says Asscraft
As I have clearly highlighted, you can see that our resident Japanese douchebag is using some kind of fusion Wapanese spelling to describe this up and coming multiplayer shooter's au pair mode. Normally I would rip on his lack of understanding of the French language, but I am just too boggled at the game's offline mode to even care about Asscraft right now.
Great Job!
"Sanding" Teammates Considered For New Geneva Convention Laws
Luke, two in a row! Great start on your new position! Your teammates must have told you we like to see instant turn around when given a promotion. Great job following through because, who knows, you might have been sanded!
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