Evidently English is Hard Too

I won't beat a dead horse here, because we all know that I don't care about these dolts and their daily lives, and I think publishing their emails as posts is a shameful way to drive up their post count. I might go on to suppose that very few of Kotaku's readers will pull up their newsfeeds with breakfast, sip their coffee, and muse, "Ah, Bash and Crecente. Your witty banter is such a welcome bright spot amongst the drudgery of video game news."

I will, however, point out that "Bash" can't seem to write the simplest of sentences without fucking them up. I think to criticize and mock.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5201657/moving-is-hard

Series Touted For It Is Technical Proficiency

Find out if a website touted for its journalistic excellence and high standards for grammar can thrive under the scrunity of Great Job, Kotaku.

Spoiler: IT FUCKING CAN'T!

P.S. This is the third post specifically referencing Mike Fahey's inability to use the apostrophe correctly.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5173357/frankenreview-grand-theft-auto-chinatown-wars