In today's non-news from Japan

Asscraft provides us with a report of a report of a FUCKING FACEBOOK POLL ABOUT ANIME

And then the results? A LIST OF FUCKING ANIME. Not like, why should we watch it, what it is, if it's even in fucking English at all, or where to watch it.

JUST A GOD DAMN LIST OF FUCKING ANIME

Way to report from the moon, Asscraft!

Of note: we have a tag from the last time he did this, during E3, so I have helpfully added that so you can get all of your Brian Ashcraft / anime post needs fulfilled at once.

Lost in a sea of madness

Oh my dear ashcraft, thank you for being my one glimmering hope in a world gone awry. When everyone else is led astray reporting nonsense news from some conference no one even cares about, I can always count on you to grab kotaku by the reigns and report the news that REALLY matters. Forget all that other garbage, tell me about anime coming out. Thank you brian. Thank you.