Rice Overload

When my brother and I were young, we used to make a concoction called "dairy overload." We would devour a bowl of ice cream, alongside a tall glass of milk, and top it off with some yogurt of appropriate flavor. It was approximately 16 servings of dairy, well above what any nutritionist would recommend for daily intake, for fear of inducing a heart attack. What we have here is the very equivalent of dairy overload, except in the painful form of pure distilled JAPAN. Only instead of having the pleasure of eating it, it has being processed into a shitty journalistic form, and is being force fed through our eyeballs. The whole thing starts off with a banner at the top denoting that it's from japan, and is subsequently followed by a picture of not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR FUCKING JAPANESE PEOPLE. Oh but he's not done yet. Before you can recover from the one-two punch asscraft-san has delivered to you unsuspecting gut, he coup de graces you with an uppercut straight to the chin explaining how oto-san has a better relationship with his rice eating family. I think I've most definitely ingested about 3000% my recommended lifetime value of nihon with this one post. There's a tingling in my chest and left arm... Source: http://kotaku.com/5186742/wii-fit-helps-men-talk-to-their-families