Murphy's Law

This is one of those asscraft posts that brings out the worst in nearly every possible way he's capable of doing it. First, we start off with the fact that he's posting about a game that is very unlikely to ever come out to the united states. Secondly, he spouts off the japanese name of it to show off that he can read moonspeak before translating it into english for us. Third, he references the game "Senko no Ronde". Now I'm willing to be only a little pissed off when he calls a japanese only game by it's chingchong title, but Senko no Ronde nippon kawasaki karaoke sushi fucking came out in the united states and it was called fucking "WarTech".

I don't understand how a man nearly in charge of one of the biggest gaming news sites on the god damn internet can exhibit such blatant and willful ignorance of not only what the readers care about, but also what they already know and are used to. What kind of arrogant, self-important, cock sucking douche starts cramming information down your throat about something you will never encounter, and then to help you visualize this meaningless bullshit he's putting you though, he compares it to something you should know, but in a way that's totally incomprehensible to you.

For christs sake, you people don't realize the hell I put myself through in writing these posts, for nothing more than to provide you with 30 seconds of entertainment. It fucking destroys every shred of sanity left in my body. Here's a picture of me during the process of creating these posts.


Source: http://kotaku.com/5169179/elementary-school-boy-arcade-shooting-game-coming-to-xbox-360