Watch My Fucking Brain Explode

Fucking riveting video content here. A face-down view of JAPANESE DIRT and then some out-of-focus kanji! And then a magical heat packet that no one has ever seen or used before and you can only get ON THE MOON!



Is that sunshine in that video? Then you can take those pink hands and shove that thing right up your pink ass and warm your entrails because if you've got sun and no snow on the ground than it's probably warmer than most of where we all are now.

You made a video about how your hands get cold? Fucking christ how do you get paid to do this job! You should be on 4chan arguing about how Americans shouldn't cosplay because their eyes are too round! Senior contributing editor, eh? I'm a senior contributing editor to my toilet on a regular basis then.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5748753/watch-my-pink-hands-get-warm