BEEEPEEEBEEPEPEBEEBEBEEPPE BREAKING NEWS

THIS JUST IN
A HIGH-DEFINITION REMAKE OF A PLAYSTATION ONE GAME HAS SHARP GRAPHICS ON A CONSOLE THREE GENERATIONS NEWER THAN THE ONE IT WAS MADE FOR

Mike Fahey, you don't need to be Kurt Fucking Loder and bust into my Sugar Ray music videos with a news story on a thing that is a fact

Source:
http://kotaku.com/parappa-the-rapper-is-looking-really-sharp-on-ps4-1789681906

group words to form sentences

I mean I guess at the basest form, that's what Heather Alexandra does. She puts facts in order. And uses punctuation. Most of the time, correctly. In this internet, that's all it takes to be a writer. A published writer.

Is this a Wikipedia article about a hentai game written by a god damn old person who has never used the fucking internet

OH DIRTY SEX OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Heather, I look forward to reading your articles. Because even if they are horrifically boring, they may yet be the best edited on the site. Congratulations. You can write sentences.

1-800-HOTLINEBULLSHIT

Welp we can at least give them credit for not burying the lede in this one. But why would you read this boring sloppy paragraph and click on the link to read MORE?

"A WILD NEW WEBSITE THAT WILL NO DOUBT BE USED BY MANY PEOPLE" is this actual satire or

Also this is probably more than what some of these poor schmucks get paid.

Source:
http://kotaku.com/new-hotline-lets-you-pay-to-talk-to-game-developers-1789731169

kotaku is among worst web sight write about vidya gaem

We herd u liek our bullshit so here you go, we'll get back in the shit-saddle

This post has been up for 24 motherfucking hours with a completely unreadable lede. I'm just so exhausted thinking about how much more kotaku I'm going to have to put into my poor eyes that I can't even say anything else about what a fucking joke of a website it is now and oh guess what has always been, and there's archives on here from 2009 showing IT AINT NOTHIN NEW

Original dumbfuck:
http://kotaku.com/brutal-pokemon-sun-and-moon-hack-makes-the-game-way-har-1789730347