Bad grammar, unnecessarily sexual content, and Japanese products that are nearly irrelevant to the average American gamer. The Trifecta of Fuckup rears its ugly head again.
Luke, the only thing worse than some weirdo meticulously documenting the tits on an action figure is you reposting it as news. Yes, there are goons out there that beat off to the $200 statuettes that clutter their sticky computer desk. No, nobody wants to read about it.
Source: http://kotaku.com/5488020/another-busty-valkyria-chronicles-figure-sure-why-not/gallery/
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Thank you so much for this site. Kotaku is a fucking cesspool of video game news, and Brian fucking Ashcraft is one of the most fucked up people imaginable. If it's some story about something I don't care about, or anything having to do with schoolgirls, he fucking posted it.
ReplyDeleteI don't give a fuck about action figures, anything not translated from Japanese or coming out here, and anything lolita, you fucking pricks. Not to mention everyday is a slow news day for those fuckers so they have to pick up some shitty story about someone making a Super Mario cake or something. Fuck them and their inability to deliver a video game news website where more than 5% of the posts are interesting and readable.