Journalism 101: Using a Relevant Picture

So Penn Jillette has a super gross adult man ponytail, and Randy Pitchford bought it?

Excellent choice of photo highlighting the signature ponytail:

Source: http://kotaku.com/gearbox-boss-buys-penns-ponytail-for-real-1449839345

Oh good, a post on Japanese fashion!!

Written by an American man!
Illustrated with cell phone photos from other sites!
No input from anyone who is/has/ever wore this fashion trend!
So relevant!
So fashion!

Is this a picture of a goddamn TV?

I love how he is all like "if you were in Japan in the 90s you saw these" then goes on to talk about how they became so ubiquitous that they were in all sorts of media. But YOU HAD TO BE THERE TO SEE THE SOCKS, LISTEN.

Source: http://kotaku.com/the-return-of-those-infamous-japanese-schoolgirl-socks-1450614462

OBJECTION TO YOUR BULLSHIT, KOTAKU

Listen, we can't possibly show you any of the gorgeous dimensional artwork in this game. So here's a completely unfocused dutched shot from my shitty Motorola Razr:

ITS THE FIRST GOD DAMN PHOENIX WRIGHT GAME IN FIVE YEARS AND YOU ILLUSTRATE IT WITH TWO OUT OF FOCUS PHOTOS.

Never give up in your quest to be the worst, Kotaku.

Source: http://kotaku.com/phoenix-wright-ace-attorney-dual-destinies-the-kota-1450775847